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A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
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An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.
see: open mouth, insert foot
I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.
Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.
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Someone who rubs you the wrong way, is being difficult or argumentative out of boredom.
Guy A: Geez don't you hate it when you're getting off an elevator and people start walking in to get on before you get off, how rude.
Guy B: Oh, that doesn't bother me.
Guy C: what a fucking mealy mouth
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to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight
If you keep running your mouth, you are going to cause a big fight!
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It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.
"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.
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a question towards a woman asking if they give blowjobs and how skilled they are at their craft of giving neck
Man:So whats good for tonight
Women: anything whats up
Man:aye i was wondering,"what that mouth do"
Women: Don't play with me
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When one chokes from having cotton mouth after eating dry ass Austin Toasty Crackers with Penut Butter. (Usually when no water is present)
Those crackers Joe gave me were a mouth sand-trap and I almost died because I had no water and a severe cotton mouth.