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welcome to shit hole number 1. where the 7th graders are sluts and every 8th grader has seen their nudes. where basically every girl has given top. and everyone has gotten high in the bathroom. so welcome to slut whole number 1
person 1: I'm going to st. mark catholic school
person 2: have fun getting top in class
One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.
Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.
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The brilliant words of Ethan Nestor aka Crankgameplays. Using this during Unus Annus to try to encourage Markiplier to go faster on the bike. But led to Mark punching his wall, but don't tell amy!
5 MILE MARK 5 MILE MARK
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After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
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the most old money private school in dallas
-Which school does he go to?
-St. Mark's School of Texas
-His grandpa is probably an oil tycoon
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Will buy his own wrestling promotion to book his fantasy matches. Can’t take criticism from other people on the internet. Will make excuses like the die hard AEW marks.
Hey want to buy a wrestling promotion? Sure I’m a Tony Khan money mark.
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after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."
dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.
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