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When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.
Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore
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a hairy, creepy guy who lures young drunk girls into dark corners with the intention of taking advantage. most of the time this happens at parties and the "lava monster" asks a drunk girl to accompany him to the bathroom or secluded corner. the term "lava monster" comes from the fact that everything the "monster" touches turns to "lava", meaning the girl wont be touched by any of the "lava monster's" friends because she is tainted
dude! did you hear about him busting a lava monster on that girl last night?
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An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).
His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.
1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz
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a fart, especially when done by a child
Who has pocket monsters?
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A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
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I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla
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The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
1) If Intelligent Design can be taught in schools as a scientific theory than so can Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.
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