turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

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hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

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real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

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Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.

Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.

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lift ya neck

Expression to tell someone to shut up

Lynette: So the other day something crazy-
Rowi: Lift ya neck

Lynette: huh???
Rowi: Shut up

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Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

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turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

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