when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.
Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!
The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.
real pain in the neck
My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.
variant to "turkey neck fiesta"
When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.