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when your prince charming, the hottest man in the universe has you so worked up from feeding you juicy, ripe, sweet pineapple from his unbelievably delicious, godlike face after he has gobbled blueberry pie from your juiced up pussy and he turns you from your spot of lying naked on the dining room table and you put your foot in the unused blueberry pie and realise how so very lucky you are to have stepped in shit to meet this amazing soul that engages you on such a level that no other has ever even approached and sadly probably no one ever will again....and you say a prayer that you can keep engaging him in the same mental and physical way until you can let go of your baggage and reach that peak of all he is with him for a moment of the bliss such a match that only girlish fairy tales tell of and the throne he stands on even just for a moment with him.
Sharon put her foot in the pie when she met her cake boi and hopes he sticks around long enough for her to take full pleasure in that xxx box.
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When you throw a cold pizza on the floor as bait, and the drunk Lake George chit comes to eat it on all fours and you surprise her with a cock in the ass. 2051
The drunk chit from Lake George came by and we gave her a cold pie.
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When a girl has an unexpected period. and blood cakes the inside of her panties. and she attempts to hide it by having her dog lick her panties clean.
Wow, MCclit, your face looks like a blood pie.
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When you buttfuck someone with hemorrhoids.
Marc's butthole was so blown out, but I didn't care; I worked through the hemorrhoids and gave him the best raspberry pie.
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A man who has had a sex change operation, and is now a woman with a hairy vaginal area.
see "hair pie"
When Jake became Anita, Jason had to eat man pie.
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To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.
Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels
Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!
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to be pissed, originated from pi**ed, which could almost be pronounced (pie eyed)
"i was completely pie eyed!"
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