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A humorous way to say "smoke a joint"
Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother
If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.
started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)
Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke
When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.
"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."