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magia san tropez AKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKIAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKKA
A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
When you make a promise, but to add more emphasize on said promise by adding Sans to said promise.
I love you bebe, On Sans
I promise to be there on time, On Sans
Everything? ….Everything babe, On Sans
pulling a san- a short way to put it is to throw up
wow i’m not feeling to good i might just pull a san
someone who is very nice and always forget everything so she has to make notes about everyone so she doesnt forget it she is very pretty and nice and even if you see her offline shes still there and theres a CERTAIN person who always has to HATE HER
someone: "hey do you know kieli-san!"
someone else: "yeah shes such a cool person"
Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio