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When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.
That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.
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when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt
Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again
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arguably the worst show on television, it is full of lebos talking crap and a good friend of mine named (wadsie) likes this show so i use the word (wadsie) in offence now.
Did you watch fat pizza last night cause i sure as fuck didn't!
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1. An extemely small pizza, the size of Pac Man.
2. A pizza with a slice removed to make it look like Pac Man.
1. "This pizza is the size of Pac Man."
2. "Dude, check it out, I took a slice of pizza and now it looks like Pac Man."
Evan: "How was it?"
Chuck: "It would have been better if I could have tasted it, it was so small."
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Remember when you were a kid, and your mom sent you off to school with a lunchables pizza and a juice box? Have you ever tried adding some weed to one of those fine delicacies? Because I have, and it was great.
(imagine a playground scene during recess)
Child 1: Wow, your lunchables pizza smells worse than my balls after a round of freeze tag!
Child 2: That's because it's a Papa Jane's Pizza! (insert thumbs up here)
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to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)
(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"
(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"
"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"
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