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"All in favor of Bugs Bunny raise your hand...all in favor of Efrom the Retarded Rabbit raise your hand."
"Oh you can all go to hell."
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What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
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The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.
Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
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I call Retard is the act of having one friend in a group of friends pretend to be the "retard" or "special friend" at the club that your other friends were nice enough to take out and be friends with. Although this method will send you straight to hell, you will get laid everytime. There is a Retard incentive though, Anyone who calls being the "retard" for the night, will get as much oxycontin and marijuana as they would like until they are drooling on themselves in the corner.
"damn I'm feelin like doin some oxy tonight... I Call Retard!"
"chick: It's so nice of you guys to hang out with your special friend over there....ahhh he's drooling."
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A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.
''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.
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when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!
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social retard
(semi-offensive term):
a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.
b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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