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A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
When you make a promise, but to add more emphasize on said promise by adding Sans to said promise.
I love you bebe, On Sans
I promise to be there on time, On Sans
Everything? ….Everything babe, On Sans
pulling a san- a short way to put it is to throw up
wow i’m not feeling to good i might just pull a san
someone who is very nice and always forget everything so she has to make notes about everyone so she doesnt forget it she is very pretty and nice and even if you see her offline shes still there and theres a CERTAIN person who always has to HATE HER
someone: "hey do you know kieli-san!"
someone else: "yeah shes such a cool person"
Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio
A central Texas city which is basically Mexico. City is basically divided by the Mexicans and White people. Usually the most areas of the city are majority Mexican. While the FAR north east is the home of the crackers. Most Mexicans in the city have a hatred or disliking towards whites seeing them as privileged or Scum of the earth. But the whites see the Mexicans as mindless immigrants. Overall it’s a nice city but with some political and racial conflict within it. Please note if you visit the city and you are white expect to be called “gringo”
Mexican person 1: Fuck Off Gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”