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When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
Beyorki-san is the greatest and most beautiful woman in the world.
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields, idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work. 🩵
"I can't wait to prove my love to beyorki-san!"
Beyorki-san is the greatest and most beautiful woman in the world.
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields. idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work.
A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth
How was last night?
Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.
Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?
Yeah
A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.
"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"
UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)
because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT
HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH
HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER
WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD
I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)