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A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
A pair of pants cut above the knee normally with a front pleat and using the same or similar material as regular business pants or slacks. These are totally acceptable to wear in an office environment in summer normally dressed up with a blouse or collared shirt. Or alternatively girls can wear with leggings in winter.
"Wow check out those sweet business shorts! Who knew you could look so professional whilst also keeping your legs cool in summer?"
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
On November 9th, you can throw a short person.
Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.