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A particular nasty version of the golden shower involving red pee through the over-consumption of beets
I gave her an Italian shower last night after she stink fingered me
In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.
In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"
Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.
Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."
To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her
Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?
Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!
Andy: *Bummed*
to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.
"Hey man what took you so long??"
"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."