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frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

by Frog smash 69 September 5, 2017


Smügle Smashing

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.

During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.

by Anal salad May 8, 2019


Smash Can

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed

Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.

by carrcat January 29, 2017


smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 16, 2014


Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017


Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed May 18, 2018


Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed May 18, 2018