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The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
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A person born with the unfortunate qualoties of a boomer. This is not affected by either their age or other personality traits.
A boomer is a person who may be unable to understand such things as climate change or popular culture.
Person A: Back in my da-
Person B: I've heard enough, I diagnose you with boomer syndrome.
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A phenomenon where a person has many misfortunes in a short period of time commonly physical injuries or breaking of personal belongings, and also causes misfortunes on other people.
Student1: you know that girl she has saisha syndrome she broke her phone, then her ankle and then her friend got a testicle injury
Student2: Oh..ok.
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Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)
Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:
1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.
I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.
When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.
UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3
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A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.
ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"
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Trumbull Syndrome is a neurosis found in young people, usually males. The sole symptom is the tendency to complain endlessly about how one's hometown is boring and lame and in general just terrible. Afflicted individuals are very depressed and angry all the time. "There's nothing to do in this town except get baked and drive around, bro," they'll often say in disgust. It's a HIGHLY contagious illness; do not associate with anyone who has Trumbull Syndrome or you will end up standing around smoking unfiltered cigarettes at the local Dunkin' Donuts.
Trumbull Snydrome is named after the suburban town of Trumbull, Connecticut, a safe, upscale town that everyone thinks stinks.
Person with Trumbull Syndrome: "Yo, man...there's nothing to do in this town but go on blunt rides. This place fuckin' sucks. I'm really depressed."
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(noun) a term used to refer to someone who complains about their current home, and often talks about escaping to another place. Side effects of this syndrome include depression, and devoid any love for materialism.
"I think I have the Nirlipta Syndrome. I'm losing my mind!"
Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.
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