turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

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hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

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Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

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turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

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real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

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lift ya neck

Expression to tell someone to shut up

Lynette: So the other day something crazy-
Rowi: Lift ya neck

Lynette: huh???
Rowi: Shut up

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