Rural Dictionary

club monkey

1) A club addict.

2) Someone that goes to the club wearing FuBu clothes and platted hair and looks like a monkey.

3) An individual that arrives at the club stoned.

Lil John and his east side boys are club monkeys.

by I am Dog August 15, 2005

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Truck Fight Club
A group of highschool students who drive trucks,often referred to as douchebags and fags. Their english is very poor and therefore hard to understand. Other people are often referred to as "jimmy." By day they drive their trucks around pointlessly revving their engines, squealing their tires and smoking cigarretes and drinking beer in the high school parking lot hours after school. At night they drive around drunk and frequently set fire to a pile of tires and kill cats with pitch forks. They frequently prey on unsuspecting girls with low confidence promissing them fun parties which are always either at a hunting camp or beside a pile of burning tires. These girls are referred to as groupies. Once one becomes a groupie they become a lifetime member as it is impossible for them to quit.

Rip roarin'
"holy fuck Jimmy"
Doug
Who are those fags hacking darts in their truck, oh its truck fight club.

by fight club disliker December 22, 2006

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clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

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