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Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.
Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.
Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like Norris
you will then awnser back "it is Norris" then yell "YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D!"
Twat : sir, does that say nourished
You : no, it says Norris
Everybody including you : YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D
When you take a huge hit of marijuana, typiccaly from a bong, and your lungs burn so much it feels like you got kicked in the chest my Chuck Norris.
The first time I took a 15 second hit, I got Chuck Norris'd
When the actions of an individual of small influence bring bigger and more damaging consequences than expected, usually benefiting the interest of larger corporations or organizations.
Nineteen-year-old Gavrilo Princip chucked the wendig really hard when he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and sent the world into World War II. / When the little girl didn't get the part in the school play, she decided to chuck the wendig by pulling the fire alarm and the play was cancelled.
The chuck hole being the hole in the door that you are served food through in jail or prison so you can be served while the door is still locked. A chuck hole gangster is an inmate that yells through the chuck hole about how bad ass he is but then can't back it up once the door is open.
Man I thought that black kid was probably very good at fighting the way he talked.....but when the doors opened we saw he was just a chuck hole gangster.