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A woman who is all skin and bones, that is known for taking loads of cum in her loose vagina at any golf course, in exchange for key bumps of coke or apple watches!
I took her out for dinner & all she did was complain on how cheep I was, but come to find out, even the waiter knew she was a dirty Emily Kathryn.
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a) a sexy girl who often wets the bed.
b) a girl who happens to have a ten inch dick.
c) a strong, bold, courageous woman ready to take on the world.
d) a girl who gets blackout with black eyes.
a) fuck emily p.l. slept in my bed, i now have a boner but no clean sheets to bang her on!
b) she looks hot, but i heard she has a dick because her name is emily p.l.
c) I want to be someone great in this world, i want to be the next emily p.l.
d) damn i was so drunk last night and my eye hurts! must have acted like an emily p.l.
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A girl who exchanges sexual favors to get into college or graduate school.
We caught her on her knees blowing the Dean's son. What a Plus Size Emily!!
Not to mention she's also a fatty fatty waffle girl, eww!
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Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily (Emily)
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
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Rocky loves Emily is a pop rock band from Sterling Heights Michigan.
Current members are:
Brandon Ellis
Pete Kalinowski
Sean Kick
Andrew Stevens
Stephen Hull
The band rocky loves Emily is amazing!
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A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
Emily Barnes read, shut the fuck up.