Jiggle the Jew

When a circumcised man masturbates.

Jim: Hey Frank, what did you do last night?

Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.

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Jew Nugget

A Jewish chicken nugget

A Jewish chicken that has been turned into a chicken nugget, henceforth JEW NUGGET

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Jew Hickey

When your girl or guy Leaves you with no money in your account.

Man! I just looked at my bank account and my girl gave me a jew hickey.

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felix the jew

someone called felix who has a tiny circumsised cock who is also a jew

that felix the jew has a tiny cock

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jew groove

When one is stoned and comfy

Man im in the best jew groove right now

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evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

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cummy jew

A retard with cum all over his face

You fucking Cummy Jew.

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