A completely useless piece of trash.
Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.
Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.
A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.
I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!
In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.
Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.
Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.
Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???
an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa
Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.
"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"
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"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"