Move like a snake

A person with no hips moves side to side and puts there hands on there hip and face

I move like a snake in class cause I have no hips

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There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

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ride the snake

Term used for drinking a copious quantity of yerba maté or other stimulating beverage.

Before drinking what would be the first of many cups of late night maté, he said, "Time to ride the snake."

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drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

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Chocolate Snake Soup

The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.

That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.

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siberian snake shit

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.

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Mad as a cut snake

Insane, disturbed, strange in the head

"He slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. When he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. That cat is as mad as a cut snake"

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