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What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
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The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
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Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF
Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.
yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?
i'm down
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14th June is “give your best friend your phone day”, you gotta give your best friend your phone, with your password for the whole day, and they’re allowed to do anything on it.
Hey Mike what’s up?
You have to give me your phone
Uh, why?
Because today’s give your best friend your phone day! I need your password too;)
Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation
Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation
Something your gf says to see if your cheeting
Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick
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