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verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
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When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and the woman tries to flip the semen over using only her tounge.
Dude, my gf just flipped my soup!
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When a female from the Chinese persuasion gags herself to vomit in a bowl, then finishes the process by eating the bowl of vomit.
I really love it when my girlfriend won ton soups and i videotape it for educational purposes.
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Noun: The fluid produced when ejaculate received in the mouth during oral sex is excreted through the nose after being made to laugh.
Verb: Egg Drop Souping - the act of expelling ejaculate from the nose after having received it in your mouth from performing oral sex and being made to laugh.
He busted his nut right as I was remembering a joke from earlier, and I totally egg drop souped. Do you have any idea how much that burns?
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Two or more south Asian penis', usually still dripping wet from pounding ass.
Luc got friction burns from eating some hot Vietnamese noodle soup last night.
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when a male or female of any species gets on their hind legs and jumps up and down while screaming racially obscene words.
Damn Nigga, that nigga ova there just did the chicken noodle soup dance all over my car.
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When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
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