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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 07, 2021


Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 06, 2016


toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

by toiletsoap May 31, 2025


Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014


Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024


Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

Basically a song made by a YouTuber that went semi-viral on the internet, nearly everyone agrees it is dog water and absolute trash… unless you’re a Gen Alpha kid who for all their time watches Skibidi Toilet on their IPads.

Oh my! Look how ****** stupid “Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,” Song IS! I just want it to burn in hell! What S wrong with these idiot Gen Alpha kids!

by Mymumsaccount July 05, 2024


skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

Beep

"One."

Beep

"Two."

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"Three."

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"Four."

Beep

The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

Beep

Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.

(verb/noun)

"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah

by The Real Tweal April 11, 2024