Turd Bugular

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

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turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

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Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

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turd ring

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

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Turd programmer

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

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The Big Turd

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

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Snarky Turd

A blogger or other commentator quick to make shallow, snarky quips but offering nothing of substance or value. A loser that is quick to attack the successful or creative while producing nothing original or of value themselves.

jeffmatthewsisnotmakingthisup.com is sometimes amusing but at the end of the day the author is just a snarky turd.

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