wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"