Toss Yo Cookies

1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.

2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.

1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".

2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!

Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!

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cap yo ass

getting shot mainly in the ass

damn po po cap my ass

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Jabb at yo Brain

Def 1: When you have sex with a girl that you dont know that shes pregnant and you put your penis in her and you constantly poke the babys head.

Def 2: When you bring out your inner phyco and put your penis in a girls eye and constantly poke at the girls brain causing your dick to go bent everytime you poke at it.

Def 1:
Adrian: Man, I banged the dog shit out of your girlfriend.

Jordan: WTF, my girl is fuckin pregnant! Why would you Jabb at yo Brain!
Adrian: How was i supposed to know.... But I do have some good news
Jordan: What?
Adrian: She gives the best head
Guy named Jay walks by
Jay: You talkin bout Jordans girl I had some of that last week and you may not be the daddy.

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snap yo fangers

to drink too much champagne and listen to stupid songs on pandora radio.

halle berry radio, snap yo fangers,

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Where is yo scooter

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her

After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter”

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crank yo shit

means ur about to punch somebody in the face so hard that it sounds off.

"aye nigga u keep fuckin wit me and ima crank yo shit!"

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Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.

Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.

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