The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
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The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.
Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.
To take a shot of maple syrup.
Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.
When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them
I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning
A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object
Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?
A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.
Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!
Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue