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Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.
You sure were pulling an Uncle Sam the other day when you were banging your sister-in-law.
A person namely called Sam who is small and is like a horse in a race with Blinkers on. Has one view and everyone is wrong and hates everyone who does not see his point of view. Sam is always right and his views when not seen sees his viscous syndrome come out called people vagina face and cunter. Sam can be nice but don't let his small sam syndrome come out.
Why is your small Sam syndrome coming out, no need mate !!!!
a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
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tall guy with red hair, likes computers, and asian women
'there's nothing like pas net sam'
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A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
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a man is getting head from a girl and comes in her mouth, instead of swollowing the girl spits the remaining cum into an empty sams choice can and throws it out. After a few days they check on the can and the cum has dried over the remaining coke in the can.
Daxton gave the ol' Sam's choice special to Taylynn one night.
Man i cant believe that coke tasted like sperm.
Yum i love sams choice!
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