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A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidorn….the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.
“Sam really loves driving those Sam’s Shit-Wagons!”
“Jesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and it’s already a Sam’s Shit-Wagon!”
The Chinese government is proud of you.
- ∞ social credit
- a future in china
- 我想死
-1: What's your last name?
-2: Ho-sam-sooi
-1: Damn you must be high on the social credit!!
Carl and sam go together in life, they are completely in sync and carl will make sam his wife, the bond between these two is stronger combined, sam can be the loving girl that carl needed to be wined and dined. If you are lucky to know a carl or sam dont be afraid to look on and think they hot … god dam
Carl loves Sam is what is being defined.
a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
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tall guy with red hair, likes computers, and asian women
'there's nothing like pas net sam'
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A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
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