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Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.
I'm doing warm turkey heroin
bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes
my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!
An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out
Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.
The act of sliding a man's balls into your anus during sex
"Yeah dude, I got that Turkey Nugget action last night."
A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!
Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?