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A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.
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Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.
That dog smells like donkey dick!
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When a person or animal pulls down there pants and puts ther butt in another persons face, and they rub their butt in their face.
She gave me a cowboy donkey and it smelled like dead fish.
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A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
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When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.
"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"
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smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles
damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
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