peg leg meg

n.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.

KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."

All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"

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an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

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Pulpy faggot legs

An insult: To call someone "A fat homo with cellulite" but with more awesome added.

A: Oh man, did you see that flomo? Fucking huge man.
B: SERIOUS pulpy faggot legs right there.

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Bottle of leg-opener

A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.

Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...

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Daddy Long Legs

You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.

Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.

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Five-Legged Caribou

When six women get together with five lying on the ground. The sixth, puts both hands and feet into four of the vaginas of the women lying on the ground. She then inserts her head into the fifth woman's vagina.

Hey, where are all the girls?

They'll be gone for hours, they are doing the five-legged caribou with them.

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frogs legs

n. when you are banging a ho so hard her legs start to cook and become rubbery

"why is sara in a wheel chair?"
"oh her boyfriend gave her frogs legs"

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