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The Game That Is A Living Hell And You Are A Drunk Teenager In Finland Attempting To Build A Datsun Cheery For His Father And Sucking Shit Out Of Septic Tanks.
My Summer Car gave me aids and I want to die now
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When a guy is doing a girl in the ass, he cums in her and then the girl farts the cum right back onto his face.
Jim finally got back with his ex but she gave him Russian Car Wash as pay back
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Cleaning one's vehicle at a gas station by using the complementary squeegee and water.
I saw John at Chevron giving his ride a ghetto car wash after filling the tank.
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A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank
Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.
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A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.
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A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.
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euphemism for intercourse
Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about
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