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A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.
But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."
"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
The most beautiful girl known to man, she wants To love and be loved, she will make you smile when you need to and she will drive your mind crazy.
Rose is a bride to be.
Usually a girl, non-binary, gender fluid, agender, etc. A person you would want to be your friend once you know them. They are funny, kind, smartish, and over all awsome. You may think that they are shy and nice but once they’re your friend they’re an open book and will be your bestest friend. They may slightly have anger issues (don’t get on their bad side). They usually like Harry Potter, som dum sitcom, as well as twitch streamers (mainly dream smp). Let me tell you rose will be a blessing in your life with all of their kindness and friendship they have. They are also hot and sometimes gay.
Person: “Omg is that Rose?”
New person:“Who?”
Person: “Oh! They’re known around school for being the female tommyinnit as well as very much hot and very gay.”
New person: “wow ok then.”
Rose is a really nice person but she can get a little mean sometimes but that rare ooo and this bitch a mad freak like freaky freak she likes to bark at people and meow it’s sometimes concerning but we just let her do it she really likes making inappropriate jokes like she does it all day everyday 😁so ya that’s Rose for you 😝😃
Rose is a b-word that’s to nice in the day and at night a dog😁🐩.
the most amazing you'll ever meet. she is always willing to help you and comfort you. if you manage to get her to love you, she will love you with all of her heart. a rose is very gorgeous with a great personality. shes goofy and sweet and serious and sexy and pretty all at the same time. (she'll also have matching avatars with you in games) i have a rose as my girlfriend and im very lucky to have her.
rose is so hot, i just wanna fucking marry her.
The best partner one could hope for. She is vivacious, exuberant and radiant. A blessing to everyone around.
A: My girlfriend is like a Rose.
B: Man you are lucky.