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See 'shemale'.
See also 'hermaphrodite'.
you are such a dark-andel you nig
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The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair
Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.
James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers
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the 20th of may is a day where everyone comes together and hates angel.
angel: hey
person: EW GET AWAY FROM ME
angel: what?
person: its may 20th which is angel hate day🙄
Referring to someone you love (sweet, loving)
Someone angel-like
Justin: My girlfriend is my sweet beloved angel. She's so kind and loving.
John: Must be some girl.
Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.
~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.
Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.