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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022


Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 27, 2021


bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 28, 2023


barbecue bacon burger

its a barbecue bacon burger

I eat a barbecue bacon burger

by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022


The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.

The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.

by BarebackJack August 14, 2021


flip'n the bacon

To Jerk Off....

Dude...Did we just walk in on him flip'n the bacon?!

by pseudo_nym April 19, 2011


Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 26, 2021