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The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!
Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.
Friend #1: Why not?
Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
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Another WW2 COD game that’s coming out November 5th campaign looks pretty fire tho ngl.
Are you buying Call of Duty vanguard this year?
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when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)
dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
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What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.
"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"
Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!
Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.
I was one of them.
But you're the one calling.
to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action
When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.
The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison
M: Damn she's beautiful.
D: Yeah, but she's call center pretty