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i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex
oh yeah? i can bend daddy
Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.
Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!
What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else
Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better
This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.
Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed
When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat
Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages
Can: I'm a whore
Only girls with the initials EB can grow this special type of can€er this is usually developed by eating large amounts of horse shite and also contracted by eating the end bit of a zoot ( the stingy Rodger)
EB:Ayo pass the stingy Rodger mayte
MC: no cause you’ll eat it again doctor said to lay off of eating zoots cause yk batty hole can¢er!