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1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
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Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
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The idea person who is a tad too promiscuous will never reach a low temperature.
Ex.
Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”
Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”
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The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.
Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?
Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.
Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.
A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".
Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?
"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
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when you got a brick of hundred dollar bills hidden in the freezer.
Antonio: aye homie, you got any pizza in the freezer I can take home?
Asif: no holmes, just some cold hard cash.
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A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
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