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On April 21st is national give your crush a hoodie day. So give your crush or gf a hoodie
James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush
Josh: nice try nerd
An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.
My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.
To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.
"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"
When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
Someone who has never had a crush
I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity
Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.