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Ink Dick is the common term used when a guy titty fucks a girl who has a tattoo over the centre of her breasts.
Cory got back from Cuba and that boy got himself some "Ink Dick"
When you piss out kidney stones
I had a rough night pissing dick bullets
When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.
Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."
based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......