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The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.
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Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!
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"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."
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the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.
wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.
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a group, can be small in number (3-5), of humans who are self-absorbed. they are often seen in the same place doing douchey things, speaking of obscure colloquialisms, or sharing ideas on foreign films. also, they often have no regard for other people.
uuuugh, the douche squad strikes again!
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(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.
Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.
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A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.
"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"
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Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.
Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
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a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
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