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Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.
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The act following the poon job. The vagiant must now expel or rebirth the midget in a timely fashion. The vagiant must squat to midget height and push until midget drops to the ground.
After a great poon job, I made sure the Vagiant performed the Dragon Drop so she wouldn't get pregnant.
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To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
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A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.
Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.
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Out of control. Extreme. Powerful. Majestic. Something completely impressing and totally badass.
"Dude, that guitar solo was totally Dragon Force"
or
"Wow, your shoes are Dragon Force"
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a type of ammunition for 12 gauge shotguns.
it shoots incendiary pellets that tear shit apart in flames MWUAHAHAHAHA
"yo I put some dragons breath inside a nazi today"
"did he scream like a girl?"
"no it was a zombie : "
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I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght
"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"
"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"
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