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doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex
emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive
Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.
We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.
One who is watching drive with a female friend who then proceed to get shwifty
Me and a friend of my wanted to drive and chill but I didn't look like Ryan gosling
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.
Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."
A woman who falls even below booty call. She will get a text five minutes before the guy shows up only because he happens to passing through her neighborhood on his way somewhere else.
Hey John, you should bring that chick you met online to the bar with us! Nah, she is just a drive thru.
Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.