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The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.
No one can be sexier than Dylan Kun.
A Gormless Dylan is a really really really dumb panda.
Panda's: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Breadsxn: "y'all acting like a bunch of gormless dylans"
The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled
Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man
Dylan-jay is funny kind and sexy. They love to have fun and party all night long. They make your heart race when they walk in and they make you heart break when they walk out. All boys/girls fall for them and feel completely blessed
I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
A prediction that by 2035, there will be a backlash in the music industry where Ai written music will be replaced by authentic singer songwriters because of the raw passion that is derived from real-life experiences.
The Bob Dylan effect will change the music landscape because human sentiment can’t fully replicate a human experience.
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Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.
Ryan: Dude Dylan sun is so hot today
Kevin: I might go ask him out and suck his fat cock