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A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.
Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.
Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.
This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
A virtual war taking place on facebook. Can arrive in the form of flame wars, poke fights, etc.
"God damnit, Jim won't stop poking me! I declare a facebook-off."
to go on face book for short period of time just to check messages or update status
im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status
dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)
You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.
Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"
You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."
Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.
Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."