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when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
A animal that roams around candle wood and its surrounding lakes looking for little kids to eat. Note to self HAVE A TEN DOLLAR BILL AT HAND
That mig foot is gaining on us!!!
when you want to make The Scene, but don't have a car
We were Foot-cruisin' Bob's Big Boy
A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!
where someone puts their toe up someone's butt
yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!
A term for when twisting your feet into your dick as hard as you can. Usually a fetish for people.
"Do the foot spiral"
"oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"