happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

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knife happy

Someone who is always getting unnecessary surgery

Virgil is having his back worked on again he must be knife happy

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Happy Nathan

The middle section of a 3-man human centipede.

My boss was a Happy Nathan last night and turned up to work refreshed in the morning.

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happy powder

DONT TRUST THE HAPPY POWDER IT WONT MAKE YOU HAPPY AT ALL IT WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY LIKE JXRHYL/FRENCH TOAST DONT LISTEN TO HER, DONT SUPPORT THE BUSINESS. DONT BUY!!!!!

Aw man, the happy powder didnt make me happy. what a false advertisement..

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Juli happy

Juli happy

Juli happy

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Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

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Happy boy

A very friendly and Joyous individual (male)

Tets: How are you feeling today?
:) - I am a happy boy! :))

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