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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
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Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
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The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks
The classic "I have to tell you something" moment
Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.
Guy:hey how are you?
Girl:I have to tell you something.
Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?
Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
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zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB
自古二楼出傻逼 来源于网易评论回复，意为二楼网友基本智商捉急
网易英国手机网友 金山上的胖子 的原贴： 1
贱人就是矫情有没有收入其中
网易江苏省南京市手机网友 賤人就是矫情 的原贴： 2
干嘛？
网易江西省手机网友 流零零 的原贴： 3
zi-gu-F2-have-a-SB 自古二楼出傻逼
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Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
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a phrase that famous YouTuber Cody Ko will say next time he sees someone bully someone else in public for not being able to game because they're a girl
I'll take all you out for being ignorant, that's a wrap so, shut the fuck up and have a good day
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A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
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