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27th of May is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!
National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet
When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!
When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.
a woman that has a enormous butt
Dude, did you see that bubble butt in the twinkies isle?
Yeah, she had thirty acres in her backyard!
To have good sex
Your girl is going to get her joints ran tonight
Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.
Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO
This is calling your sister a hard lesbian
your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, Your grandpap a trap, Your uncy funky are nothing compared to this
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
person 1: your grandpap a trap
person 2: your uncy funky
person 1: your sister fist her
person 2: slowly melts
When you catch your girl cheating on you and you shoot her, as in the Jimi Hendrix song Hey Joe.
If I caught that bitch I'd Hey Joe her ass.